WE'RE ENRIQUE and ANDRES, WE BRING THE LOLZ

A Yelp Contest entry.
HOW COME I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES?!
What are you whining about? Starbucks coffee is terrible anyway
It could be worse, you could have customers complaining that you don’t carry their fave granola. Like seriously we had...
i’m sorry but this is actually a real problem and y’all can fuck off
Charming—“some greasy nobody telling me...can’t bring in my coffee like I’m a six year...
THIS IS MY LIFE. Except I’m the one telling him he can’t bring in the coffee lol.
Starbucks is good coffee to you? Automatic fail.
> Starbucks > GOOD coffee Fucking hipster.
wow he should just put it in a tight container and then sneak it in like everybody else geeze i bring in outside food...